Christopher Hitchens, the obituary

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Hitchens prays...that there really ISN'T a godI know, I know. But wait for it. I mean, have you seen him lately?

Can’t be long now.

From The State That I Am In, via Gawker, who said “three more years? We can hardly wait” or words very much to that effect that I am too lazy to look up.

Future Perfect
Sep 5, 2009 5:46 EDT 

TEHRAN, IRAN (AP) - Christopher E. Hitchens, the celebrated journalist, essayist and literary critic whose over 30-year career spanned styles, continents and political ideologies, died today during a combined Allied air strike on a reported insurgent stronghold on the outskirts of the city. He was 60.

Hitch, the Economist, and beer

Hitchens, whose well-read works ranged from tabloid-like coverage of American culture to almost academic books on the nature of politics and religion, was in the region at an American Air Force base in neighboring Kuwait as part of his “Glorious War Tour” while promoting his most recent book Regan: Grace in Crisis.

After emigrating from his native England, where he received a degree at Oxford University, to the United States in 1981, Hitchens worked for a wide variety of publications including The Nation, The Independent, Spy, Vanity Fair and Shock. Hitchen’s style and focus was almost unavoidably political and inflammatory, usually consisting of reasoned, if inordinately impassioned attacks on various ideologies (fascism, liberalism, Islamism) or public figures (Noam Chomsky, St. Teresa of Calcutta, Henry Kissinger). In one of political literature’s more discussed sea changes, Hitchens, once a liberal Trotskyite, publicly converted to a personalized form of neoconservatism in response to various grievances with the foreign policies of the first Clinton administration. His altered stance was only hardened after the terror attacks of September 11th, 2001.

Now calm down. You'll have a heart attack at this rate

Recent months had seen him softening his position on liberalism and openly supporting President Clinton’s current campaign in Iran.

During this, his third trip to the region in as many months, Hitchens had been seen enjoying his free time in the company of pilots and loading crews of the 4404th Air Expeditionary Wing stationed here at Ali Al Salem Air Base. It appears that last night Hitchens managed to convince the crew of a B52-H to take him on board for it night mission over the pockmarked edges of Iran’s former capital.  

While details remain unconfirmed, it appears, through a released night-vision photo, that Hitchens climbed atop one of the larger conventional warheads in the B52-H’s bomb bay only seconds before the crew released its payload on target. The Air Force has launched a full investigation and an unnamed Defense Department official stated on the condition of anonymity that he expects the crew to face disciplinary charges calling the incident, “an egregious lapse in battlefield judgment.”

Hitchens is survived by his wife, Carol Blue, their daughter Antonia, and two other children, Alexander and Sophia, from a pervious marriage.

11 comments to “Christopher Hitchens, the obituary”

  1. Comment by tallytrace:

    Christopher Hitchens, the obituary…

    nice…..

  2. Comment by Greywolf:

    Your humour is much appreciated. Thanks for giving me a good laugh.

    Incidentally, I took the liberty of linking to your post and borrowing a picture on the above website.

  3. Comment by raincoaster:

    Help yourself. As you can see from the 3rd paragraph, I stole it myself.

    I love Hitchens. Haven’t agreed with a word he’s said in at least ten years, but I love reading him. Most of the time; that ode to the blowjob was actually pretty tiresome, along with the Route 66 in a red corvette thing. But we’ll forgive him for now, as long as he keeps going after Kissinger!

  4. Comment by Tony:

    The humour here isn’t very cutting. And I hope the names you put are pseudonyms.

  5. Comment by Frenchman:

    Christopher Hitchens, an obit…

    A couple weeks (or months, I don’t remember) ago, Christopher Hitchens posted on his website that he had recieved an e-mail from someone claiming to know the date and time of Mr. Hitchens’ execution. It seems the obsession with the British……

  6. Comment by raincoaster:

    Uh, I don’t know if you read the piece, but A) I didn’t write it, and B) it quite certainly is amusing. If you prefer evisceration, perhaps you should seek a different website.

  7. Comment by raincoaster:

    Ah, Tony, now I see your problem. You have absolutely NO IDEA who Christopher Hitchens is, do you? You poor child.

  8. Comment by angrysoba:

    Hmmm… poor effort really. I, for one, have NO IDEA who Regan is.

  9. Comment by raincoaster:

    Tell it to the author, sweetheart. Tell it to the author.

    You’re not Albanian by any chance, are you?

  10. Comment by angrysoba:

    Albanian? No. You have a problem with Albanians? Who is the author anyway?

  11. Comment by lorraine.murphy:

    Yes, I have a bit of a problem with Albanians, although that’s nothing to the problem they have with me. It’s a long story.

    As for the author of this piece, if you look at the beginning you’ll see it’s attributed. The State That I Am In is where the piece first went up, so it would be that Stater who is the author. The name in the post is a link, which you can see if you hover your cursor over it.
    http://tstiami.blogspot.com/2006/08/future-perfect_02.html
    That is the link.

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