You’ve been warned. This was forwarded by Kathrin Lake, and I’d like to know what I did to deserve it. Nonetheless, I am sharing my pain with all of you.

…a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: “I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.”

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